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| You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets. |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged gary glitter , paedophiles , michael jackson , sweets , come here little boy , generous - Current Score: 254 - Added: 1 month ago
| An American man moves to the U.K. to find some work. He manages to find a job in a bank. On his first day, the boss tells him to sweep up the floor. "Excuse me? I'm from one of the best colleges in the U.S.A.!" "Oh, I'm so very sorry!" replied the bank manager, "let me call someone in to show you how to do it." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , sweeping , idiots , dont do fuck all lazy cunts - Current Score: 217 - Added: 2 months ago
| The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged disabled , wife , special , talk , tea , slow - Current Score: 117 - Added: 2 months ago
| Ladies: to us, the size of your tits is irrelevant, in fact tits are a lot like Coke or Pepsi: We might state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on the tap, as long as it's not flat. [Jason John Whitehead] | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , pepsi , coke - Current Score: 87 - Added: 3 months ago
| Here are 5 reasons why Alzheimer's sufferers forget to say the punchlines at the end of their jokes: | |
Joke by DoubleTee, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , forget , jokes , punchlines - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 month ago
| My wife said to me today "Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns? "Yes", I replied, "but a gun is easier to conceal." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Gun Crime - Tagged wife , guns , hippo , hippoptamus , kill , lloyd langford - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 week ago
| How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged 100 - Current Score: 49 - Added: 3 months ago
| Today my girlfriend asked me, "Where is this relationship going?" I replied with, "Upstairs." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged upstairs , relationship , girlfriend , bedroom , going - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| A teacher is talking to her class the day before a very important A level exam. "Now, I want you all to have a good nights sleep to get ready for the test, is that understood?" "But Miss, what if I stay up all night and have rampant sex?" said a cocky student. "Then I would advise you to write your test with your other hand," replied the teacher. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Teacher - Tagged a-level , wanking , student , teacher , wanker , put-down - Current Score: 26 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man is sitting in a pub in Ireland suddenly he feels a gun being pointed at his back. "Catholic or Protestant?" asks the voice. "Jew," replies the man, calmly. "Cor," replies the man with the gun, "I must be the luckiest Arab in Ireland!" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged ireland , gun , arab , catholic , protestant - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months ago
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