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| Before we broke up my last girlfriend screamed at me "I never want to see you again!". So I replaced her eye drops with battery acid. |    |
Joke by drnano, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , break up - Current Score: 201 - Added: 1 month, 25 days ago
| If God didn't want us to have sex with Down's Syndrome kids, he wouldn't have made drool such a great lubricant. | |
Joke by drnano, in Illness and mortality > Down Syndrome - Tagged sex , down syndrome - Current Score: 159 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| A black guy dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates he is greeted by St Peter. St Peter says, "heaven is very full at the moment and we are only accepting people who have done something amazing. Have you ever done anything amazing?". The black guy says, "in fact I have. I fucked the daughter of the imperial dragon of the Klu Klux Klan." "Wow," says St Peter, "that is amazing! When was that?" To which the black guy replies, "oh, about five minutes ago" | |
Joke by drnano, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged racism , black , nigger , kkk , ku klux klan - Current Score: 139 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| My wife has the body of a 16 year old school girl. She keeps it in the fridge. | |
Joke by drnano, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged school girl , death - Current Score: 138 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow! | |
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > General - Tagged ethiopian , blow job , swallow - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the difference between a cricket ball and an Abo chick's pussy? If you tried really hard, you could eat a cricket ball. | |
Joke by drnano, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged cricket , abo , pussy - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they're at sea for so long. "Let me show you," says the captain. He takes the recruit down to the rear of the ship where there's a solitary barrel with a hole in it. "This'll be the best sex you'll ever have. Go ahead and try it, and I'll give you some privacy." The recruit doesn't quite believe it, but he decides to try it anyway. After he finishes up, the captain returns. "Wow! That was the best sex I've ever had! I want to do it every day!" "Fine. You can do it every day except for Thursday." "Why not Thursday?" "That's your day in the barrel." | |
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , blue balls - Current Score: 50 - Added: 10 months ago
| The husband says to his wife, "You have three choices: you can come hunting with me, you can let me fuck you in the arse or you can give me a blowjob." The wife, not being interested in hunting and not feeling in the mood to be anally probed, opts for the blowjob. While she is down there, doing her best effort, she looks up at her husband and says, "Honey, your dick tastes like shit!" To which the husband replies, "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go hunting either." | |
Joke by drnano, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged blow job , hunting , shit , beastiality - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What are the hardest three years of a black kid's life? First grade. | |
Joke by drnano, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , grade , life , racist - Current Score: 41 - Added: 1 year ago
| How many freudian psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis... er, I mean ladder | |
Joke by drnano, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged 69 - Current Score: 24 - Added: 10 months ago
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