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| Contribution Points: | 137 | Total Joke Score: | 14,091 |
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Germany 
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Total Time Active: | 84 hours, 21 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 822 | Live Jokes: | 419 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 403 | Duplicate Jokes: | 39 |
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The best of Drofidnas's 419 jokes (View All)
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Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one. |
 
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Joke by Drofidnas in Sex and shit - Orgasm - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: 1201.8
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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking. |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Events - Valentines Day - Added: 4 weeks ago
- Current Score: 1125
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It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches. |
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I was in McDonald's and this stunning young girl took my order. "I can make it large for you for an extra 30p," she said sweetly. "I'm afraid you already have," I replied, "but how about a wank for a pound?" |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 853.8
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I used to be embarassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I’m feeling a little boulder. |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Sex and shit - Fetish - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 474.2
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I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins. It's called Connect 4. |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Sex and shit - Dating - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 356.6
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Sex is a big joke. I just don't get it. |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Sex and shit - Sex (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 335.4
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Today marks the start of the muslim festival of Eid. Well yesterday was the start of the Oktoberfest in Munich. So while the tetotalling bacon dodgers are drinking sour goats milk, I will be ripping chickens apart and drinking 8% strength Hellesbier in the cradle of fascism. Sometimes the world just balances itself. |
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I bumped into my neighbour in Marks and Spencer the other day, buying her daughter her first bra. She whispers “I thought it was about time her breasts had some support”. I said “Well I've been a big fan of them since she was 5”. |
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Joke by Drofidnas in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 2 more) - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 288.6
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I just raped a girl in a cake shop. Couldn't get her legs apart so I used a flap jack. |
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