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Contribution Points: 29 Total Joke Score: 10,892
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 49 hours, 28 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 745 Live Jokes: 377
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 368 Duplicate Jokes: 34


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It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay.
I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 858.4

I was in McDonald's and this stunning young girl took my order.
"I can make it large for you for an extra 30p," she said sweetly.
"I'm afraid you already have," I replied, "but how about a wank for a pound?"
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Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 813.8

I used to be embarassed by my geology fetish.
I started off stroking gravel but now I’m feeling a little boulder.
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Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 466.4

I've just started an online dating site for Siamese twins.
It's called Connect 4. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 347.2

Today marks the start of the muslim festival of Eid.
Well yesterday was the start of the Oktoberfest in Munich.
So while the tetotalling bacon dodgers are drinking sour goats milk, I will be ripping chickens apart and drinking 8% strength Hellesbier in the cradle of fascism.
Sometimes the world just balances itself. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 303.4

Sex is a big joke.
I just don't get it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 286

I bumped into my neighbour in Marks and Spencer the other day, buying her daughter her first bra.
She whispers “I thought it was about time her breasts had some support”.
I said “Well I've been a big fan of them since she was 5”. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 282

I just raped a girl in a cake shop.
Couldn't get her legs apart so I used a flap jack. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 3 weeks ago - Current Score: 271.2

I got a herb belt for Christmas.
Complete waist of thyme. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 2 months ago - Current Score: 268.4

I was in bed with the wife last night and let out a huge fart.
"You're disgusting," she said. "You never did that when we first met. What happened that lovely bloke from ten years ago?"
I said, "He's probably getting sucked off by that girl with the tighter arse that used to love giving head."
That shut her up. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Drofidnas which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 243

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