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| User Level: | Admin | ||
| Contribution Points: | 289 | Total Joke Score: | 27,960 |
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Total Time Active: | 426 hours, 7 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 1437 | Live Jokes: | 662 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 775 | Duplicate Jokes: | 74 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 19.46 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 42.24 |
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Rick Astley asked me if he could borrow my collection of Pixar films. "Okay," I said. "You can have Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up." |
 
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Joke by drofidnas in Celebrities - Rick Astley - Added: 1 month, 17 days ago
- Current Score: 1,748.6
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I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. |
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Joke by drofidnas in Other - Computers and Technology - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago
- Current Score: 1,592
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Opinions are like orgasms. Mine's more important and I don't give a fuck if she has one. |
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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking. |
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Joke by drofidnas in Events - Valentines Day - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
- Current Score: 1,148.4
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It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and found over 15,000 matches. |
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I was in McDonald's and this stunning young girl took my order. "I can make it large for you for an extra 30p," she said sweetly. "I'm afraid you already have," I replied, "but how about a wank for a pound?" |
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Joke by drofidnas in Other - Food and Drink (+ 2 more) - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 916.8
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It's funny how women change. I never really noticed it until I set up my webcam in Topshop. |
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I love it when the ice cream van starts coming round - I can see what's on offer for the long summer months. And which of them can deep throat a Mini Milk. |
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I used to be embarassed by my geology fetish. I started off stroking gravel but now I’m feeling a little boulder. |
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Guess what just came in the mail? Me - I ran out of tissues. |
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Joke by drofidnas in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
- Current Score: 435.8
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