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What was Michelle McManus' favourite musical instrument at school?

The dinner bell.
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Joke by drumchapelbhoy, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged fat , michelle mcmanus , school , dinner , music  - Current Score: 178 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago

My poor wife suffers from both Bulimia and Alzheimer's.

She sits there all day long stuffing her face with cakes, chocolates, crips and ice-cream and then forgets to be sick.
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Joke by drumchapelbhoy, in Illness and mortality > Bulimia - Tagged bulimia , alzheimers  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago

What's the difference between an apple and an orange.

You don't hear of too many apple bastards.
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Joke by drumchapelbhoy, in Jokes with no home > Rangers - Tagged sectarian , protestant , apple , orange , rangers , loyalists  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 4 months, 12 days ago

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