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Mother Theresa goes up to heaven and meets St. Peter at the gates. St. Peter puts a big gold star on her forehead and explains, "because you were such a good person on Earth, we give you a gold star to reward you." She thanks him and enters.
A few days later, she passes by Princess Diana and notices she's got a HUGE star on her forehead.
A little angry, she meets God and asks, "why does Princess Diana have a bigger star on her head than I do? I understand she was a good person but surely I did more for the needy."
To which God replies, "that's not a star, it's a Mercedes badge."
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Joke by dunstable, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , mother theresa , mercedes  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 3 months ago

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