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| I once went 12 years without any sex, drugs or alcohol... ...my GOD, my dad knows how to throw a good 13th birthday party! |    |
Joke by duplicate, in Sex and shit > Age - Tagged 13 , party , birthday , teen , alcohol , drugs , sex - Current Score: 154 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Sickipedia: Proof that giving Americans the vote in anything is a bad idea. | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , americans , vote - Current Score: 138 - Added: 3 months, 10 days ago
| My dad walked in on me once when I was doing something naughty in my bedroom and he just sighed, said "you'll go blind if you keep doing that!", and walked out. So I stopped trying to poke myself in the eye with a pencil and had a wank instead. | |
Joke by duplicate, in Sex and shit > Masturbation - Tagged naughty , pencil , poke , blind , wank - Current Score: 85 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago
| Last mothers day, Tesco had a competition to find the best mother from all its customers. Somehow I don't think the slogan they decided to use, "Enter your mother today", was that well thought out. | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged tesco , enter your mother today , competition - Current Score: 81 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| I was such an ugly child, I had to bribe the local paedophile with sweets to get any action | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged ugly , paedophile , sweets , bribe - Current Score: 37 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two famous black guys dying young... Jade Goody getting cancer... Gary Glitter being released from prison... Carlsberg don't do Sickipedia field days... | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged gary glitter , carlsberg , 4ade goody - Current Score: 30 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| The day that Microsoft creates a product that doesn't suck is the day that they venture into the vacuum cleaner industry | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Jokes with no home > Microsoft - Tagged microsoft , suck , vacuum cleaner - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| Geemack wrote: "I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party this weekend, I've decided to go as a muslim with a backpack you can't get much fucking scarier than that can you?" Do us all a favour, and go by tube...I'll pick you up outside Stockwell tube and take you wherever you need to go :-) | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Celebrity and news events > Jean Charles De Menezes - Tagged jean charles de menezes , stockwell , shooting , halloween - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I am utterly appalled and disgusted with the whole Shannon Matthews thing... ...haven't her parents heard of the phrase "A dog is for life, not just for Christmas"? | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , dog - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| No duplicates... ...Word-perfect spelling, diction and grammar... ...Funny lines... ...A server running on a computer with better processing power than a Commodore 64... ...Carlsberg don't do Sickipedia, sadly | |
Joke by Duplicate, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged carlsberg , sickipedia - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
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