My wife is so immature. Every time I take a bath she comes in and sinks my boats.
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| Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic? |    |
Joke by durjaya, in Jokes with no home > Ironic - Tagged ironic , abortion , irony , egg - Current Score: 1161 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| I was staring at my girl this morning and I said, "you know, there are three things I really don't like about you..." "Oh, what are they?" she asked. "Your chin." | |
Joke by Durjaya, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged fat cunt , fat , chin - Current Score: 250 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| 17,000 atheists in the Middle East rioted this week after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Religion and racism > Athiest - Tagged middle east , stupidity - Current Score: 206 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Giving a girl a penis is like giving a baby a toy. They'll play with it for a little while, then eventually it will end up in their mouth. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged blow job , sex , toys , girl , penis - Current Score: 127 - Added: 2 months, 13 days ago
| Uncle Sam is dead. Long live uncle Sambo. | |
Joke by Durjaya, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged barack obama , president , american - Current Score: 74 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Have you heard about the new treatment doctors are prescribing depressed lesbians? Its called Trydicagain. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , rug muncher , gay , doctor , drug - Current Score: 65 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| People have told me that dark skinned people won't burn as quickly in the sun. But that really depends on the amount of petrol you've doused them with. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Religion and racism > Non-white - Tagged black , burn , suntan , sunburn - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Americans seem angry about the new Gay Wedding cards. Wait until they see the Happy Abortion cards. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Jokes with no home > America - Tagged gay , abortion - Current Score: 35 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| The U.S. Department of Education announced today that 2 of 3 students do badly in grammar, but the other half are doing good in maths. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged usa , school , maths , americans - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| I tried to look up Clit in the dictionary........................but I couldn't find it. | |
Joke by durjaya, in Sex and shit > Clitoris - Tagged clit , clitoris , dictionary - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months ago
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