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| I was surprised to learn that XL wasn't an American airline. |    |
Joke by dutchie, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat fucking americans again - Current Score: 55 - Added: 2 months, 22 days ago
| Who would want to be a News Reader? Just try keeping a straight face and saying "Jade Goody has got cancer". Go on, try it. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , cancer - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| At the Pentagon today a bench was unveiled for each of the lives lost there on 9/11. At 5ft wide they are just the right size for the average American ass. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 911 , fat americans , pentagon - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| My agent said I should use a pen name, so from now on I am calling myself Bic Parker. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Jokes with no home > Unknown - Tagged authors , pens , cannot think of anything else - Current Score: 30 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| My 8 year old has asked me to post this joke she heard at school today. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? Because he was looking for Pooh. She says it is better than the usual Nigger shit and fucking bollocks on here and it should give the cunts a good laugh. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Jokes with no home > Kids - Tagged kids , bollocks , shit - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago
| What is the big deal about Eva Mendes having sex in 50 states. That's the 3rd bush to go around fucking America. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > Eva Mendes - Tagged bush , george , eva , mendes - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months, 16 days ago
| I have loads of books on the Supernatural, Ghosts, Poltergeists and Crop Circles. I didn't buy them, they just fucking appeared. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Jokes with no home > Ghosts - Tagged crop circles , ghosts , supernatural - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| I was a bit choked to see that Dwarf swimmer get her Stick-on Gold Star for winning her race. I thought playing The Umpa Lumpa Song instead of the national Anthem and waving sparklers rather spoiled the moment on the podium though | |
Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged midgets , dwarves , mongs , paralympics , ugly people - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| Be nice to your kids. You never know, you might need a kidney one day. | |
Joke by dutchie, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged kids , kidney , organ donation - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| I am looking forward to the Downs Syndrome 26 mile Cuddleathon | |
Joke by dutchie, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , mongs , downs syndrome - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
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