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| Contribution Points: | 4 | Total Joke Score: | 5,952 |
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Total Time Active: | 6 hours, 43 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 39 | Live Jokes: | 31 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 8 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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The best of eatmeat's 31 jokes (View All)
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Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. |
 
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 2138.6
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Apparently Jade's cancer is eating away at her brain now. Poor thing...it must be fucking starving |
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 869.2
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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. |
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I entered the Young Musician of the Year last week. He didn't half scream. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 510.4
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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 375.6
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As an air-plane is about to crash, a female passenger frantically jumps up, removes all her clothing and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this." |
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Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 245.2
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Look guys...porn! ( . Y . ) best wishes, S. Hawking |
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Joke by eatmeat which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 214.4
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I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?" I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off". |
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Bruce is driving over Harbor Bridge one day listening to some music in his car and just having a really great day. Suddenly he notices his girlfriend Sheila standing on the side of the bridge.
Bruce slams on the brakes, bolts out of the car and shouts, "Sheila! What the hell are you doing, babe?" Sheila turns around with tears welling up in her eyes. "Bruce, honey! You got me pregnant. I don't want to be a burden, so I'm just gonna kill myself!" Bruce g [...] |
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Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 183
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Pat Regan, the anti gun campaigner, has been killed by her grandson in a frenzied knife attack. I wonder if she appreciated the irony. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Pat Regan - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 87.8
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