| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 4 | Total Joke Score: | 5,952 |
| Country: |
United kingdom
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Total Time Active: | 6 hours, 43 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 39 | Live Jokes: | 31 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 8 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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The best of eatmeat's 31 jokes (View All)
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Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 2138.6
Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 869.2
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I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 510.4
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Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" |
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Joke by eatmeat in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 375.6
Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 245.2
Joke by eatmeat which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 214.4
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I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?" I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off". |
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Joke by eatmeat in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 183
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Pat Regan, the anti gun campaigner, has been killed by her grandson in a frenzied knife attack. I wonder if she appreciated the irony. |
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Joke by eatmeat in Celebrities - Pat Regan - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 87.8
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