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| Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. | ![]() |
| I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane. | ![]() |
Joke by eatmeat, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged suicide , bomber , samaritan - Current Score: 161
| I went for an Indian last night. The waiter came over and said "Curry OK?" I said "Go on then, one song then you can fuck off". | ![]() |
Joke by eatmeat, in Religion and racism > Indian - Tagged indian , curry , karaoke - Current Score: 138
Joke by eatmeat, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged rape , kid , peadophile , musician - Current Score: 112
Joke by eatmeat, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged drink , penguin , egg , parent , bistro - Current Score: 54
| Two guys in a health club, one is putting on lace knickers. "Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!" | ![]() |
| Evil Knievel is planning his most challenging stunt yet. He's going to jump 15 double decker buses. Apparently the guys driving his hearse aren't best pleased. | ![]() |
Joke by eatmeat, in Celebrity and news events > Evil Knievel - Tagged death , evil knievel - Current Score: 45
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