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| What does a Paralympian fear the most? Testing positive for WD-40. |    |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , cheat , wd40 - Current Score: 209 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| My kids came home from school the other day and asked, 'Daddy, how come the other kids at school leave milk and cookies out for Father Christmas on Christmas Eve, and we leave a chicken vindaloo and 6 cans of Special Brew?' | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Religion and racism > Christianity - Tagged christmas , father christmas , special brew - Current Score: 118 - Added: 1 week ago
| Am I the only one happy that prostitutes are now 37p cheaper starting next Monday? | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Alistair Darling - Tagged prostitutes , pre budget - Current Score: 92 - Added: 1 week ago
| Two men are shopping in a supermarket when their trolleys collide. The first guy says, "sorry about that mate, I'm trying to find my wife!" The second guy says, "yeah, me too mate." The first guy says, "maybe I can help, what does she look like?" The second guy answers, "she's tall, blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, great tits and a tight arse. What does yours look like?" The first guy replies, "never mind her, let's find yours!" | |
Joke by electrohouseman, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged shopping , blokes , wives - Current Score: 88 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| I don't know about anyone else, but I didn't mind paying 15 quid to see a paki get twatted on tv. I hope it's on again next week! | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , shit , paki , useless - Current Score: 87 - Added: 2 months, 26 days ago
| A man goes to the doctor for his test results. The doctor says, 'Mr Smith, do you want the good news or the bad news?' 'Give me the bad news please Doc' he replies. 'OK then' says the doctor, 'you're going to die in 48 hours.' The man is shocked and says, 'well, what's the bloody good news?' The doctor replies, 'we're naming a disease after you.' | |
Joke by electrohouseman, in Illness and mortality > Disease - Tagged disease , doctor , bad news , results , name - Current Score: 74 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago
| Why is Sickipedia better than a wife? Because the last couple of days it kept going down on me! | |
Joke by electrohouseman, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged sickipedia , down , blow job , wife - Current Score: 55 - Added: 6 months ago
| I got thrown out my local chippy last night. The fat fuck serving asked how I wanted my fish; so I said like Baby P. | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Celebrity and news events > Baby P - Tagged baby p , well battered , chippy - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 week ago
| Mary had a little snatch, a teeny tiny hole, Johnny couldn't fit it in, his massive manly pole. He greased her up squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit, but nothing seemed to work for him, the dam thing would not fit! So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass, and just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass! | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged rhyme , mary , too tight - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago
| Some Scousers have started work at my place this week. They are car sharing; they arrive in one and leave with three. | |
Joke by Electrohouseman, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , cars , sharing - Current Score: 30 - Added: 4 days ago
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