Everything I post (well, nearly everything) is a joke I have made up myself. I'm not keen on cut and pasting stuff, because its usually shite you have already heard.
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| Contribution Points: | 0 | Total Joke Score: | 15,473 |
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Total Time Active: | 16 hours, 55 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 187 | Live Jokes: | 128 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 59 | Duplicate Jokes: | 8 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 82.74 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 120.88 |
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Next time you are chatting to someone who is dyslexic, tell them that "dyslexic" is an anagram of "thick cunt". It's funny watching them trying to figure out, in vain, if it's true or not. |
 
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Joke by erniehill in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 1,577
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Well, it's that day again when the Irish miss work and spend all day drinking. Tuesday. |
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Joke by erniehill in Racism - Irish (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 1,086.2
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Isn't America wonderful? You can get married and have children aged 16, you can join the army and kill people aged 18... But you need to be 21 in order to rent porn or buy beer, because you aren't considered "emotionally mature" until that age. |
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| Imagine being 85. A comfortable seat in very pleasant surroundings where you can sit surrounded by people your own age mumbling nonsense all day. Imagine being attended by nice smiling people and genuinly thinking you are still important, whilst living very nicely at the expense of the taxpayer. Well, that's not for everyone of course. Some of us aren't fortunate enough to get a seat in the House of Lords. |
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Joke by erniehill in Illness and mortality - Old Age - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 672.6
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Just a quick note to the driver of an 09 silver BMW, reg F2 ACE: You might remember pinching my parking spot in Tesco car park and grinning, whilst your son made "wanker" signs at me through the passenger window. Well, if you're wondering where your wing mirrors are, try the canal. |
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Why is rave like rap? They are both more enjoyable with an e. |
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A mate of mine does photography, and he was hoping to take some nude pictures on the London subway system. However, he got in trouble when he started taking pictures of naked ladies with pubic hair. Turns out you are only allowed to shoot Brazilians on the Underground. |
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I went to see "Madagascar 2" with my young nephew. Afterwards he asked me, "Uncle, is this film true? Is Africa really full of all these dumb creatures that all look identical and just laze around all day?" "Yes it is, Billy," I replied. "We call them niggers." |
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| I can't fucking stand Mark Lawrenson. If I want someone to constantly interrupt my enjoyment of the football with pointless, witless, ill-informed shite then I'll get a girlfriend. |
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Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes. The librarian tells him to try the fiction section. |
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Joke by erniehill in Racism - French (+ 2 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 408.8
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