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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 139 Total Joke Score: 6,157
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 117 hours, 15 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 460 Live Jokes: 122
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 338 Duplicate Jokes: 39


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Don't you find it strange how choosy you become when surfing porn? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 850.2

My internet connection was so slow yesterday I ended up just shagging the wife. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 784.2

my wife said to me "isn't it odd how on our keyboard the letters ORPN have been worn out?" I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 510

My Doctor has told me I'm paranoid, I wonder who else he's told. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 428

Can you imagine how good Tiger Woods would have been if he had actually been fucking practising Golf? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 355.4

I saw a nun walking over a frozen pond yesterday then to my horror she fell through the ice. I ran over to help and as she put out her hand for me to grab I realised it wasn't a nun it was a Muslim woman in burka. I wonder if she managed to get herself out. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 308.4

My wife examined my black wool coat when I came in. She couldn't find any blonde, black, brown or red hair.... Now she's accused me of having an affair with Jade Goody. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 236

Met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and flirted a bit, then she asked if I'd ever had a mother and daughter combo.
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.
I went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mum, you still awake?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry in Sex and shit - Girlfriend - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 189

Scientists have found that many women develop "DYSON" disease after a few years of marriage...

They make a continuous whining noise and don't suck any more. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry in Sex and shit - Blow Job - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 157.6

Gary Glitter bought 100 cases of Glenfiddich Scotch Whisky today, because the salesmen told him it's a cheeky little 12 year old that goes down well. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by eviltorry in Celebrities - Gary Glitter - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 137

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