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Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87 year old had just jogged around the park and wasn't even short of breath.
The 80 year old was amazed and asked the other man what he did to have so much energy.
The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat plenty of rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina, especially with the ladies, if you know what I mean?"
So, on the way home, the 80 [...]

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Shame about Mollie Sugden. She built a good career based on having a healthy concern for the wellfare of her pussy...
Still, on the bright side, at least she can give Jade some advice when they hook up.
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Mohammed Junaid Hussain, 17, suffered a massive heart attack and severe burns when he was hit by a bolt of lightning in Small Heath Park, in Birmingham, on Saturday, and later died.
Finally... Not only proof that God exists, but that he also has a sense of humour...
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