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| Three third graders, a Jew, an Italian and an African Amreican are on the playgroound at recess. The Jewish kid decides that they should play a new game. "Lets see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree. The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "Thats nothing" says the Italian kid. He whips his out. He is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Africian American Whips his out. It is far bigger, dwarfing the other two in lenght and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge," they exclaim. That night at dinner the Africian American's mother askes him what he did at school today. "Oh, we woeked on our science projets and did some maths.................. and during recess, me and my friends played "who has the biggest dick." "What kind of game is that honey," his mother askes. "Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say it because im black. Is that true mom?" The mother replies, "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three |    |
Joke by farmer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , penis , jews , school - Current Score: 62 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A black man goes into a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you get that from?" The parrot says, "Africa, there's millions of them." | |
Joke by farmer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , parrot , nigger , race - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A huge black man walks into a bar. He went up to the bartender and said, "My name's Liberty Smith. I'm seven foot tall, I weigh 300 pounds, and I'm the meanest, baddest player on the Dallas Cowboys---And I'm married to a white woman. What do you say to that?" The bartender replied, nervously, "That's nice, Mr Smith." Then he walked up to one of the men sitting at the bar and said, "My name's Liberty Smith. I'm seven foot tall, I weigh 300 pounds, and I'm the meanest, baddest player on the Dallas Cowboys---And I'm married to a white woman. What do you say to that?" The man turned white and said, "Anything you say Mr Smith." Then he walked up to another bar patron and said, " My name is Liberty Smith. I'm seven foot tall, I weigh 300 pounds, and I'm the meanest, baddest player on the Dallas Cowboys---And I'm married to a white woman. What do you say to that?" And the man said "I don't blame you, I wouldn't marry a nigger either." | |
Joke by farmer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| A black family of four hears about this magical river that will turn them white if they swim across. So they go and the mam and dad swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turns white, so the son jumps in and tries to swim across but the current takes him. The little girl runs up to her dad and goes, daddy daddy, Koebe just got taken by the current and the dad says, "Ah fuck that nigger." | |
Joke by farmer, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , family , racism - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
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