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| My wife recently complained about my lack of interest in her family. So I fucked her mother. |    |
Joke by figster, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged mother , fucked , wife - Current Score: 156 - Added: 4 months, 23 days ago
| I bought my new car stereo today, it's voice activated. If I shout "country" it plays Dolly Parton, if I shout "rock" it plays Guns and Roses. I was driving through town the other day when some children ran out in front of me, I shouted "FUCKING KIDS!" and it played Michael Jackson. | |
Joke by figster, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , jackson , paedophile - Current Score: 155 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| Multiple murders over last 40 years just been discovered in Jersey. Bergerac must be livid he missed that case. | |
Joke by figster, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged jersey , bergerac , murder - Current Score: 13 - Added: 9 months ago
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