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What do Jesus and Nicole Ritchie have in common?

They're both only famous because of their dads.
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Joke by fleabug, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged jesus , nicole ritchie , god , famous , jesus is not real  - Current Score: 113 - Added: 3 months ago

Wife: Why am I a size 10 in one shop and then in another I'm a 12. It doesn't make sense.

Husband: It's probably because there's a MacDonald's in between the two shops, you fat bitch!
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Joke by fleabug, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged fat , wife , husband  - Current Score: 63 - Added: 3 months ago

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Eric Clapton ?

Michael Jackson held onto his kid when he had him on the balcony.
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Joke by fleabug, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , eric clapton , baby , dead  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months ago

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