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| I asked our butcher today. "Do you keep dripping?" "No," he said. "A good piss in the morning and I'm right for the day." |    |
Joke by flies, in Jokes with no home > butchers - Tagged butcher , dripping - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Only in Britain can you get a pizza to your house faster than an ambulance. | |
Joke by flies, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged pizza , ambulance , fast - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
| Just think how hard Darth Vader would have been if he didn't have asthma. | |
Joke by flies, in Celebrity and news events > Abu Hamza - Tagged darth , vader , asthma , hard - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 11 days ago
| I just had a really nasty letter off some guy telling me to leave his wife alone. Only problem is that he forgot to put his name and address on it | |
Joke by flies, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged wife , leave , sex , jade , goody , nearly , dead , yippee - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| My daughter came home in a hell of a state today. It seems her "perfect" boyfriend has been seeing someone else...Well, I just lost it! It took three teachers and a dinner lady to get me off him...the brave little bastard locked himself in the Wendy house until the police arrived! | |
Joke by flies, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , wendy , house - Current Score: 13 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| Britain is being flooded at the moment by counterfeit one pound coins......the police say they are easy to spot as they have a picture of Helen Mirren on the front. | |
Joke by flies, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged queen , helen , mirren , pound - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 12 days ago
| Disney have announced that Heather Mills will be touring in the musical version of their hit film Happy Foot. | |
Joke by flies, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather , mills , happy , foot , leg , penguin - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| Paddy walked into a pub and shouted, "Drinks all round, even you barman." But when it came to pay Paddy was skint so the barman beat him up. Next night, Paddy walked into the same pub and shouted, "Drinks all round.....but not you barman....you get nasty when your drunk." | |
Joke by flies, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , pissed , nast - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 months, 8 days ago
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