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Shhhhhh!!.......
Don't tell anyone...... I'm gonna go down on you....
...And you're gonna love it...........
........But it's only going to be long enough to let you start enjoying it........
....Then I'm gonna come back up again and fuck you big time.....

Lots of love,
Petrol prices xx
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Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Petrol Prices - Tagged petrol , prices , sex , oral  - Current Score: 901 - Added: 1 month ago

Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.

"We're glad to have him back!" said Kevin Keegan.
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Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > Gazza - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , newcastle , retard , football , keegan  - Current Score: 106 - Added: 5 months, 28 days ago

'I just saw Gazza having sex with a Teletubby!'

'No way!'

'Yes, he's fucking La-La'
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Joke by fuckingliability, in Celebrity and news events > 10 Items Or Less - Tagged gazza , gascoigne , football , teletubbies  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 5 months, 27 days ago

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