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When I was naughty at school, the headmaster used to give me 'six of the best'.

Now I'm grown up I bet I could take the other 2 inches.
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Joke by gammy, in Sex and shit > School - Tagged school , headmaster , pervert , 8 inch cock  - Current Score: 121 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago

What have fizzy drink manufacturers and Lewis Hamilton got in common?

They both bottle it under pressure.
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Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton - Tagged fizzy , drink , f1 , lewis , hamilton , no nottle  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month, 23 days ago

When told her cancer was cervical, Jade asked if that was worse than serious.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , cancer , big brother gets you in the end  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago

What's black and white and can be seen near Kentucky?

A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.
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Joke by gammy, in Sex and shit > Black Cock - Tagged nigger , seagul , kfc , chitlin  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

Don't worry Jade; you might not have a fanny left, but you've still got a two-cock gob.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , rotten fanny , 2 cock gob  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 3 months, 7 days ago

What's the difference between a slim American and a stick insect?

You will find a stick insect if you look hard enough.
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Joke by gammy, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged stick insect , posh spice , slim american , dont think so  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago

What's the difference between Pinocchio and Heather Mills?

One is made of wood and the other is a puppet.
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Joke by gammy, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged pinocchio , puppet , heather , mills , wooden , burrowing weavel  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 4 months ago

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