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| Have you heard about the case of that fugitive who held hostage a busload of Japanese tourists? The police have 5,000 pictures of him. |    |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Japanese - Tagged japanese , bus , fugitive , photo , hostage - Current Score: 176 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago
| A man walked into a florist’s and said, ''I’d like some flowers, please.'' ''Certainly, sir. What did you have in mind?'' ''I’m not sure.'' ''Perhaps I could help,'' suggested the florist. ''What exactly have you done?'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged flowers , man , apology , sorry , wife , husband - Current Score: 167 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| What do you do if you come across a lost little girl at the bus stop? Pull your pants up and run like fuck! | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , paedophile , paedophilia , girl , little girl , come , cum , masturbation , masturbate - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 month, 16 days ago
| A man with Down's syndrome walks into a bar. The barman says, "why the mong face?" | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Downs Syndrome - Tagged downs syndrome , mong , downs - Current Score: 121 - Added: 2 months ago
| Why is a joke like a pussy? Neither's any good if you don't get it. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged joke , pussy , sex - Current Score: 114 - Added: 2 months, 9 days ago
| My friend recently died; he drowned. So, at his funeral, instead of a wreath, we put a life belt on the coffin. ...well, it's what he'd have wanted. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Illness and mortality > Drowning - Tagged drown , drowing , death , dead , killed , funeral , friend , friends , coffin - Current Score: 109 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| What is a black guy doing if he's staring at a blank piece of paper? Reading his rights. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , rights , racism - Current Score: 74 - Added: 2 months, 17 days ago
| What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One had his head blown off, the other was assassinated. | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Sex and shit > Oral Sex - Tagged assassination , clinton , jfk , presidents , america - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
| You know you’re Italian when: You’re 5ft 4in, can bench press 325lbs, shave twice a day, but still cry when your mother yells at you. Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel-agent are all blood relatives. Your two best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law. You are a card-carrying VIP at more than three strip clubs. If someone in your family grows beyond 5ft 6in, it’s presumed his mother had an affair. At least five of your cousins live on your street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather. It’s impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets. You have ever been in a fight defending Sylvester Stallone’s acting ability. You have at least one sister who went to beauty school. You have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased in; ''He shoulda kept his big mouth shut.'' | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italian , italians , italy , mafia , wop - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 day ago
| Why are Mexicans so short? Because when they're young, their parents say, "When you grow up you have to get a job." | |
Joke by gartnavel, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged mexican , short , unemployed , job - Current Score: 53 - Added: 7 months, 13 days ago
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