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| How many nails are used to make a lesbian's coffin? None - it's all tongue and groove |    |
Joke by gazstewi, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged nails , lesbian , coffin - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Paris Hilton walks into a store and heads straight for the perfume counter. The girl sprays her with something and says "This is very expensive, it's called Vien a Moi - that's French for come to me..." Paris turns to her friend and says "I'm not so sure, does this smell like come to you?" | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , store , perfume , come - Current Score: 33 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| What's 20 foot long and stinks of piss? The post office queue on pension day | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old ladies , piss , pensioners - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| A World War Two prison camp commandant decides that he'll be nice and release three people from his camp as it's Christmas. He tells his officers to round up three people, an Englishman, an American and a Jewishman. They all stand before him, worried about what is to happen to them. The commandant says, "I have decided, as it is Christmas, to let you all go free if you can each answer a simple question." "First of all you my fine English fellow". The Englishman waits to hear what the question is. "The great ship titanic that was constructed is akin to our wonderful Admiral Graf Spei do you not think," the Englishman says "Yes I suppose it is". The commandant says "But you did not build it well did you it sank." "Yes it did" said the Englishman. "When did it sink?" asked the commandant. "1912" said the Englishman, The commadant said "That is correct, you know your history well", he turns and says Unterscharfuhrer, "Release this man". The commandant says "And you my American friend, do you know of this matter, you should do as the survivors were taken to New York in your country, isn't that correct?" The American says "Yes it is and yes I do". "Fine" says the commandant, "How many people perished on the titanic?" The American said "I don't know exactly, can I guess", the commandant says "OK you may guess". The American says "I think it was just over a thousand people that drowned." The commandant says "That's close enough, you also know your history". he turns and again says Unterscharfuhrer, "Open the gate and release this man" and off the American goes. The commandant turns back again and with a smile says, "Ah, Jew, name them?" | |
Joke by gazstewi, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged commandant , english , scottish , rabbi - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
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