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| I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?" |    |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged flying carpet , arabian nights , afghani - Current Score: 760 - Added: 1 month, 11 days ago
| A 13-year-old Belgian girl wrote to the advice column of a teenager's magazine: "I am 13 years old and I'm the only virgin in the class. Is my Dad queer?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Daughters - Tagged daughter , dad , virgin , belgium , incest , paedo - Current Score: 284 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago
| I see the price of Oxo cubes and Bovril has shot up again. The fucking stock market's gone crazy. | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Inflation - Tagged stock market , oxo - Current Score: 278 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| I see lots of suggestions on here about how to become a millionaire fast. Surely the quickest way would be to start off as a billionaire and then marry Heather fucking Mills | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged money grabbing monoped - Current Score: 231 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago
| THE WAR AGAINST TERRORISM.... ....God's way of teaching geography to Americans! | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged war , geography , god , john stewart , daily show - Current Score: 167 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| I shagged a jewish woman last night. They're not the fucking tight cunts some people would lead us to believe. | |
Joke by geebee, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged tight jews - Current Score: 153 - Added: 2 months, 6 days ago
| The pretty young teacher enters the classroom to find "I've got the biggest cock in the school" written on the blackboard. The teacher says, "Alright, who did that?" Little Johnny immediately put his hand up. "Me, Miss," he said. "Right, I want to see you after class", says the teacher Johnny turns to his mate and says, "Who said advertising doesn't pay?" | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged advertising , big dick , classroom , blackboard , little johnny - Current Score: 146 - Added: 4 months ago
| My Daughter got in late from a party. I said to her, "I hope you've been good!" She said, "Good! If that fella I met was telling the truth, I was fucking fantastic!" | |
Joke by geebee, in Jokes with no home > Daughter - Tagged party , shagging - Current Score: 137 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago
| The term "Gang-Bang" takes on a whole new meaning when a group of Muslims go on a backpacking trip to London! | |
Joke by geebee, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged rucksacks , muslim , london , gang bang - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 months, 17 days ago
| Judging by half the jokes on Sickipedia, it seems a bit fucking ironic to take the piss out of Gary Glitter! He's living your dreams! | |
Joke by geebee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged piss taking , gary glitter , paedophilia - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
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