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| What goes Huh? click, huh? click, huh? click........an american voting down our good fucking jokes. |    |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Americans - Tagged american , americans , america , joke , jokes , vote , voting , fat yanks - Current Score: 1748 - Added: 1 month, 12 days ago
| Spurred on by the attacks in Mumbai, Muslim terrorists have stormed the streets of Bradford and are shooting anyone with a British passport. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 12. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Mumbai Terrorists - Tagged bradford , muslim , terrorists , police , death , mumbai , passport - Current Score: 298 - Added: 5 days ago
| I found a lovely pair of shoes today, almost new in fact, i don't know why anyone would throw them away. They were just sitting there outside the mosque. | |
Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Mosque - Tagged shoes , mosque , muslim - Current Score: 261 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I'm not giving money to help the fucking africans anymore, Kind hearted Burnley fans made a donation, and the ungrateful nigger threw it back at them. | |
Joke by geemack, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged charity , africans , donation , nigger , didier drogba - Current Score: 252 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| The wife's not speaking to me, all because i wouldn't open the car door for her.........it's not my fault, i just fucking panicked and swam to the surface! | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , car , door , drown , swim - Current Score: 250 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| I had an imaginary friend when I was younger. Some friend he turned out to be - he raped a woman and I got the fucking blame. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged imaginary friend , rape - Current Score: 233 - Added: 1 week ago
| What's the difference between a woman and a condom? it's a lot easier to piss a woman off. | |
Joke by geemack, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged woman , condom - Current Score: 189 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
| I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party this weekend. I've decided to go as a Muslim with a backpack. doesn't come much fucking scarier than that. does it? | |
Joke by geemack, in Jokes with no home > Halloween - Tagged backpack , muslim , bomb , halloween - Current Score: 166 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I'm getting fed up with all the disruptions at my self harm support group meeting. Every few minutes some-one is going for a slash. | |
Joke by geemack, in Illness and mortality > Self Harm - Tagged slash , piss , support group - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| Due to an irregular betting pattern, William Hill has suspended betting on all this week's football.......it seems someone placed a £10 bet on Tottenham to win. | |
Joke by geemack, in Celebrity and news events > Tottenham Hotspur - Tagged betting , william hill , spurs - Current Score: 153 - Added: 1 month, 14 days ago
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