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| I would just like to congratulate Lewis Hamilton for his sheer effort. Winning the F1 Championship and becoming the US President in one week is a tremendous achievement. |    |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Elections - Tagged lewis hamilton , president , black , barack obama - Current Score: 858 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| After winning the US Election, Barack Obama was asked "What are your plans for defence?" To which he replied "I'm gonna paint it de same colour as de house!" | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , shit , defence - Current Score: 142 - Added: 2 weeks ago
| I hope Gary Glitter grows his hair back before his inevitable comeback tour. At the moment, with his big bald head and huge beard, he looks like a fucking paedophile. | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , kids , up the arse , paedophile , cunt , twat , ugly , queer - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| When I was eleven, two paedophiles lived on the same street as me. They used to give me the willies. | |
Joke by ghost, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , willy , kid , gary glitter - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| I saw two blacks touch fists the other day and say, "Niggers For Life." So they're not just for Christmas then? My Dad's in trouble... | |
Joke by ghost, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , trouble , niggers , christmas , life - Current Score: 64 - Added: 2 months, 15 days ago
| Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says "I'll have a whiskey please." The barman says "Bells alright?" Quasi replies "Mind your own fucking business." | |
Joke by ghost, in Jokes with no home > Quasimodo - Tagged quasimodo , bells , bar , whiskey , barman - Current Score: 51 - Added: 4 months, 30 days ago
| So, it was the Queen and Prince Phillip's 60th wedding anniversary not so long ago. Imagine that, a German woman married to a Greek for 60 years. She must have an arse like a broken catflap. | |
Joke by ghost, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged queen , phillip , anniversary , arse , sex , catflap , greek , german , frankie boyle - Current Score: 46 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| I'd like to think of myself as somebody that midgets can look up to. | |
Joke by ghost, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midgets , weird , funny , little fuckers - Current Score: 39 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I ate twenty yoghurts in a row last night. I was mullered. | |
Joke by ghost, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged yoghurt , mullered , ate - Current Score: 30 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago
| A bloke is visiting his mother in a mental hospital when in the same room he comes across a guy moving his arms around and making beeping noises. "Excuse me", he asks him. "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm driving my car!, says the guy excitedly. "Beep beep!" "You fucking nutbar, you're not in a car, you're in a mental hospital!" A voice comes from the bed opposite. "Mate, shut the fuck up will you, he's giving me twenty quid a day to wash the cunt." | |
Joke by ghost, in Illness and mortality > Mental Hospital - Tagged car , mental , hospital , bloke , mother , beep , fuck , cunt - Current Score: 28 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago
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