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| While attending a Marriage Encounter Weekend, my wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'it is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.' He addressed the men: 'can you each name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, 'self-raising, isn't it?' |    |
Joke by gi88er, in Jokes with no home > Marriage - Tagged marriage , flower , flour - Current Score: 266 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| A neutron goes into a bar and asks the barman: "How much for a beer?" "For you, no charge," the barman replies. | |
Joke by gi88er, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged bar , neutron , physics , charge - Current Score: 106 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| The Pope was sitting in his garden, when he suddenly felt the urge to masturbate. Because of the high walls around the garden he thought it would be alright. Just as he was reaching the vinegar strokes, he saw a flash from the top of the opposite wall. When he went to investigate, he saw a photographer there with camera in hand. The Pope asked him for the film in the camera because if the picture got out, it would ruin the Catholic faith. The photographer refused, stating that the picture that he has taken would earn him at least five thousand pounds. So the Pope did a deal with him and bought the camera off him for five thousand pounds. Later, the Pope was walking through the garden with the camera swinging on his shoulder. One of his cleaners saw him with the camera and said to him, "that's a nice camera you have there, how much did it cost you?" "I bought it off a photographer and it cost me five thousand pounds." "Five thousand pounds" exclaimed the cleaner, "he must have seen you coming!" | |
Joke by gi88er, in Religion and racism > Pope - Tagged pope , camera - Current Score: 56 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| A Muslim and his wife go shopping in Tesco. As they are walking out, the husband is stopped by a chap taking a survey on equality between men and women in different cultures. The surveyor asks, "so why is it your wife walks 20 yards behind you? Is it because women are seen as inferior and should do everything their husbands say at their beck and call and do not deserve to walk with you?" The Muslim says, "no, not at all, she's just weighed down by all the shopping bags." | |
Joke by gi88er, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged tesco , muslim , islam , culture , sexist , shopping - Current Score: 11 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago
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