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I've always believed a girl is old enough to have sex when she finishes school. School finishes at 3:30.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gippo1965, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophilia , school  - Current Score: 119 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

When I was out for a walk last night, I came across a tramp.

Well, it's cheaper than paying a prostitute.
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Joke by gippo1965, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged tramp , wank , prostitute  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 3 months, 28 days ago

For years I dreamt of getting my hands on Christina Applegate's tits.

Now, thanks to breast cancer and eBay, I've got a chance!
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Joke by gippo1965, in Celebrity and news events > Christina Applegate - Tagged celebrity , christina applegate , cancer , tits , illness  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago

A man goes to a fancy dress wearing a milk bottle over his cock.

When asked what he ws meant to be, he said " A fire alarm - just smash the glass, pull hard and I'll come as fast as I can!"
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Joke by gippo1965, in Jokes with no home > Fancy Dress - Tagged fancy dress , cumming  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago

A child sees his mum naked in the shower. He points at her hairy twat and says, "mummy, mummy what's that?"

She replies, "that's my hedgehog."

He says, "I've seen granny's hedgehog too, mummy, but her one must have got run over cos the guts were hanging out of it!"
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Joke by gippo1965, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy mummy , twat , granny , shower  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago

A leper goes into a video shop and says "Have you got My Left Foot?"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by gippo1965, in Illness and mortality > Leper - Tagged leper , video shop , christy brown  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago

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