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| The number of Stag do's in Austria have fallen since the news got out that fathers really do lock up their daughters. |    |
Joke by git, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged stag , austria , daughters , lock up - Current Score: 85 - Added: 3 months ago
| Did you hear about the Jewish Kamikazee Pilot? He crashed his plane into his brothers scrap yard. | |
| Jesus walks into desert and up to St Peter. He says, "it's no good Pete, Been everywhere and all I could scrounge was a few loaves and half dozen fishes." Peter tells Jesus, "it's no problem Guv'nor, look around." Jesus looks round and sees 5,000 people all eating cod in breadcrumbs. "See, it's all taken care of," Peter says. Jesus shouts, "but how? When I left here we had nothing to eat." Peter points, "all taken care of. Judas came into a bit of money" | |
Joke by git, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged judas , jesus , fish , bread - Current Score: 8 - Added: 3 months ago
| Jesus stands up and announces, "I shall now turn this water into wine." Judas gets up, "you put your fucking fiver in like the rest of us, pal." | |
Joke by git, in Religion and racism > Jesus - Tagged judas , jesus , water , wine - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago
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