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Let's consider the whole American 4th July (not "July 4th" !) "Independence Day" stuff. Basically, they're celebrating the fact that a bunch of aristocratic, slave-owning, middle-aged white guys didn't want to pay their taxes.

Now today their economy is buggered - even Mexican mining companies choose to list on the London Stock Exchange in Pounds Sterling, instead of the US exchange in Dollars - and, to add insult to injury, the big debate over the next potential President was between a woman and a black guy!

Talk about a plan back-firing!
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Joke by golddust, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , independence day , black , woman , president  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

Here's a fun fact;

Despite representing less than 5% of the global population Americans produce more than 25% of the worlds CO2 emissions and produce more pollution per capita than any other country on the planet.

Thank fuck everything is made in China these days.
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Joke by golddust, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , pollution  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

Did you hear about the American that won the Nobel Peace prize?

No, neither did I.

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The same nation that spent over two million dollars developing a pen they could use too write on the moon, yet the russians took a pencil. What a clever Nobel Prize winning idea that was.

I thought it was $30 Million?

Sorry, that's an urban myth: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/s/spacepen.htm
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Joke by golddust, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , stupid , urban myth  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago

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