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| I thought I'd try modern art because it seems pretty easy, so I found a used tampon and wiped it all over my desk at work. I called it the Periodic Table. |    |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged period , table , tampon , work , desk , modern , art - Current Score: 187 - Added: 5 months, 16 days ago
| I swept this bird off her feet today. Roundhouse kick to the tits usually does it. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged bird , sexist , kick , roundhouse , tits , feet , woman , man , sexism - Current Score: 100 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates every Sunday night? Because he's married. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged stevie wonder , married , marriage , wife , husband , sexist - Current Score: 82 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago
| Once upon a time there was a man. He proposed to a woman. She said no. The man lived happily ever after. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , propose , marriage , man , woman - Current Score: 74 - Added: 8 months, 18 days ago
| I saw a Nigger outside a police station the other day. I asked him, "What are you out for?" | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , police , station , prison , jail , black , racist - Current Score: 65 - Added: 5 months, 26 days ago
| I asked some people I know what they genuinely thought of me. They told me I was arrogant. I replied, "All right, I'll give you that, but I'm fucking amazing at everything else aren't I?" | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Arrogance - Tagged arrogance , arrogant , personality - Current Score: 29 - Added: 7 months, 22 days ago
| If ignorance is bliss, why are McDonald's staff never happy? | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > McDonalds - Tagged mcdonalds , ignorance , bliss , staff - Current Score: 27 - Added: 8 months, 16 days ago
| I heard that drivers should take breaks when driving long distances. They should also take steering wheels, clutches, handbrakes... | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Cars - Tagged car , vehicle , drive , long , distance , break , brake - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago
| My mate's opened up a new chain of coffee shops in Russia. It's called Tsarbucks. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Jokes with no home > Russia - Tagged russia , tsarbucks , starbucks , coffee , cafe , shop , tsar - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 9 days ago
| Did you know that I'm schizophrenic? Not really - he's just joking. | |
Joke by grammer_natzee, in Illness and mortality > Schizophrenia - Tagged schizophrenic , schizo , schizophrenia , mental , illness - Current Score: 22 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
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