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grammer_natzee's Statistics

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Contribution Points: 15 Total Joke Score: 4,018
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 16 hours, 16 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 76 Live Jokes: 46
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 30 Duplicate Jokes: 2


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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates every Sunday night?

Because he's married.
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Joke by grammer_natzee in Racism - Sexism - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 524.2

Apparently Morrissey left the UK because he thought there were too many foreigners here.

Not sure what he expected to find elsewhere.
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Joke by grammer_natzee which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 494.6

Just read on the MSN homepage, "Stacey's mother speaks of her loss."

What, has she not 'got it going on' any more?
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Joke by grammer_natzee in In The News - MSN News - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 354.2

BBC has iPlayer. ITV has ITV Player. MSN has MSN Player. Sky has Sky Player.

I wonder why Channel 4 didn't call 4oD '4player'?
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Joke by grammer_natzee which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 335.4

I thought I'd try modern art because it seems pretty easy, so I found a used tampon and wiped it all over my desk at work.

I called it the Periodic Table.
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Joke by grammer_natzee in Sex and shit - Period - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 314

I always find it hard to remember names, and it's really embarrassing to have to ask people again, so I came up with an ingenious plan: ask them how they spell their name!

Now Fred thinks I'm retarded.
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Joke by grammer_natzee which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 252

To satisfy my sexual desires, I disguised myself as an eight-year-old and infiltrated a primary school class today.

I must have been convincing because they put me on the register.
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Joke by grammer_natzee which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 214

I swept this bird off her feet today.

Roundhouse kick to the tits usually does it.
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Joke by grammer_natzee in Racism - Sexism - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 157.8

What have Liverpool F.C. and the victims of the Ipswich Ripper got in common?

They both got fucked at the riverside.
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Joke by grammer_natzee in Racism - Liverpool - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 144.2

ReigatePen wrote:

"I see that minority groups are saying they want to see black people featuring on British bank notes.

Why the hell should we? We've already got a fucking German on them!"

Maybe we can meet them halfway and put some monkeys on alongside Darwin.
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Joke by grammer_natzee which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 143

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