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What's the fastest thing on land?

Stevie Wonder's speedboat.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , speedboat , land , fastest , stevie wonder  - Current Score: 145 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the definition of 'Endless Love'?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , endless love , tennis , playing , stevie wonder , ray charles , game  - Current Score: 142 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Wearing a yellow ribbon isn't going to help find Maddie.

Have you thought about a yellow shovel, yellow scuba-gear or a yellow bloodhound?
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , yellow , ribbon , shovel , scuba , bloodhound , maddie  - Current Score: 98 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

Because he's black.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , sight , drive , ray charles , car , black , racist  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Well it ain't Maddie."
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , knock knock , maddie , madeleine  - Current Score: 74 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What did the blind, deaf and dumb girl call her dog?

Eeeuuuurrrrhhhh!
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , deaf , dumb , retard , retarded , dog , pet , girl  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What's the difference between Maddie and a Boomerang?

Boomerangs come back.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , boomerang , maddie  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

How do you confuse a blind lesbian?

Take her to a fish market.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Illness and mortality > Blind deaf and dumb - Tagged blind , lesbian , girl , girls , fish , market , confusion , smell , confuse  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common?

Both lost in Europe.
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Joke by greenycrimson, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , europe , liverpool , lfc , football , lost , maddie  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago

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