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600,000 pakis are set to die as a result of Global Warming....

on a more serious note, the trombonist from the Lurpack adverts has just melted.
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Joke by guitar678, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , nigger , paki , muslim  - Current Score: 50 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago

I took the Wife out earlier.

One punch!
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Joke by guitar678, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged wife , woman , punch , lady , female  - Current Score: 48 - Added: 7 months, 15 days ago

I was so depressed the other night I called The Samaritans and got through to a call center in Pakistan. When I told them I was suicidal they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by guitar678, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , muslim , bomb , suicide , bombers , suicide bombers , samaritans , call centre  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 8 months, 13 days ago

Why did the woman cross the road?

More to the point why the fuck is she out of the kitchen?!
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Joke by guitar678, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , slag , road , cross , female  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months, 23 days ago

Gerry McCann has been named the new england manager, his record of only losing one in europe was too good to turn down.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by guitar678, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged gerry mccann , england , football , losing  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 8 months, 25 days ago

Custurd spent 0.04ms doing 11 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.11% angry.
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