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What do you get if you hit a Paki with your car?

Satisfaction.
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Joke by hahaha12345, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , car  - Current Score: 32 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

A man approaches the circus manager and tells him about his act.
"I drink two litres of petrol, strap ten bars of dynamite around my waist, hold a grenade in each hand, climb into a cardboard box and then finally set fire to myself."
"Wow! That's amazing," says the manager. "Could you please demonstrate it for me?"

The man replies, "better not, I can only do it once."
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Joke by hahaha12345, in Jokes with no home > Circus - Tagged circus , dynamite , grenade , fire , petrol , box  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 months, 7 days ago

How do you stop a clown laughing?

Rape its kids...
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Joke by hahaha12345, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged clown , rape , kids , laugh  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago

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