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| Liverpool airport has been shut for the past 8 hours due to a "Suspicious car". Apparently it had tax, insurance and the radio was still in it. |    |
Joke by hangman, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged uk , terror , attacks , bomb , liverpool , suspicious , tax , car - Current Score: 298 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Robbie Williams are walking along the street. Kylie trips, jamming her head in some railings. Robbie, quick as a flash, pulls down her knickers and fucks her senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What's wrong, Elton?" asks Robbie. Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!" | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged kylie , elton john , robbie williams , kylie minogue - Current Score: 130 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Elton John goes to a tattooist and says "I want a Rolls Royce tattooed on my cock". "You'd be better off with a Land Rover" replies the tattooist, "it won't get stuck in the shit". | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , sodomy , anal , gay , tattoo - Current Score: 124 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Cries of "Super! Great! Smashing!" can be heard all over south Yorkshire, as people from Sheffield and Rotherham can finally use that fucking speedboat they won on Bullseye. | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > UK Floods - Tagged flood , uk , rotherham , sheffield , bullseye - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those yellow people on TV." | |
Joke by hangman, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , hearing , simpsons - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| The other day I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the Didgeridoo. I thought, that's Aboriginal. | |
Joke by hangman, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged aborgine , didgeridoo - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A blonde and brunette are walking along the street and the brunette turns to the blonde and said "my husband had really bad dandruff, so I gave him head and shoulders." Then the blonde says "how do you give shoulders?" | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged dandruff , blonde , head and shoulders - Current Score: 43 - Added: 11 months ago
| A blind rabbit bumps into a blind snake. They agree to guess what each other are by touch. The snake says "You have a fluffy tail, big pointy ears and buck teeth - you must be a rabbit" The rabbit replies "You've got dry scaly skin, no lips, no ears, no hair, you're eyebrows aren't there and you're hissing." "Fuck me, you're that paki bomber from Glasgow airport!" | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged snake , rabbit , glasgow , bomb - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Scottish Police today said a third Pakistani was seen going out at the rear of the terminal. Police are pleased to report they got the cunt going again with some petrol and wood! | |
Joke by hangman, in Celebrity and news events > Glasgow Airport - Tagged glasgow airport , terrorist , bomb , pakistani , racist - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's more fun than spinning a muslim extremist round on a clothesline at 100mph? Stopping him with a spade. | |
Joke by hangman, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , extremist - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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