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The other day I told my neighbour Jerome that he was like Marmite.

He said, "What, you either love me or you hate me?"

I said, "No, you're black and you smell."
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Joke by haynes, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , smelly , marmite  - Current Score: 1669 - Added: 2 months, 28 days ago

Amy Winehouse has been taken into hospital today and is reported to be in a stable condition.

I always thought she looked like a horse.
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Joke by haynes, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged horse , amy winehouse , stable  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 4 months, 5 days ago

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony
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Joke by Haynes, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged man , shins  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 6 months, 25 days ago

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