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What is the difference between cleaning your room and wanking?

Your mum never walks in when you're cleaning
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Joke by haz, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago

So this real hot Jewish girl walks into a bar...

Just kidding.
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Joke by haz, in Sex and shit > Big cocks - Tagged jew , bar  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago

What do you give the scouser that has everything?

A court order for robbery
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Joke by haz, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged scouser , scouse , robbery , theft  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months, 8 days ago

What do you get if you cross Madeleine McCann with an angry dog?

Well, I guess we'll find out when I look in my basement.
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Joke by haz, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged basement , madeleine , maddie , madeleine mccann , dog  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

What 's the difference between chavs and animals? (V2)

There's a heaven for animals
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Joke by haz, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , animal , heaven  - Current Score: 8 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago

One of the great questions of mankind...

What's the difference between chavs and animals? (v1)

Its cruel to keep animals in cages
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Joke by haz, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , animals  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months, 14 days ago

What do homework and wanking have in common?

Your not supposed to do it in class but you do it anyway
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Joke by haz, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged wanking , school  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 6 months, 19 days ago

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