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Apparently fancy dress shops are going to make it compulsory to put a warning on superhero costumes saying "this costume will not give you any form of Superpowers......... or the right to see your children"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Haza103, in Celebrity and news events > Fathers for Justice - Tagged jimmy carr  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago

just entered the young musician of the year.

He was furious!
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Joke by haza103, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , sex , enter , musician  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 7 months, 20 days ago

An Englishman, Scotsman and an irishman get captured in a jungle by a cannibal tribe and they are tied up and stood in a row. The englishman studied tribes for a living and said. "they always use guns. but mention a natural disaster and they run away!"

The tribe go to shoot the englishman.
"3, 2, 1" "Volcanoes!"
The tribe runs away but returns to finish the Scotsman.
"3, 2, 1" "Hurricanes!" says the scotsman
They run away and return to the Irishman
"3, 2, 1" "FIRE!"
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Joke by haza103, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , englishman , scotsman , cannibals  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago

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