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All this talk of dangerous, genetically modified, food tasting horrible is nonsense. I mean, just today I had a delicious leg of salmon.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by hiraeth, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged gm , salmon , food  - Current Score: 523 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago

What's the difference between Amir Khan and a Rustler's burger?

About seven seconds.
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Joke by hiraeth, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , boxing , rustler burger  - Current Score: 232 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago

What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn't a Premiership footballer?

A virgin
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Joke by hiraeth, in Celebrity and news events > peter crouch - Tagged football , crouch , virgin  - Current Score: 214 - Added: 1 year ago

"Mummy, Mummy, can I get pregnant?"

"Of course not, Susie, you're only 7."

"Right lads, same again!"
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Joke by hiraeth, in Sex and shit > Mummy Mummy - Tagged mummy , pregnant , litlle susie  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year ago

An American is visiting Ireland and he sees a couple of workmen laying paving stones.
He watches a while and thinks they are doing a pretty shoddy job, so he goes over to them and introduces himself.
"Hi, I'm Hank and I work for NASA. In my job we have to be accurate to within one ten thousandth of a centimetre."
One of the Paddies looks up and says,
"Ah, you'd be no help here; these have to be spot on."
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Joke by hiraeth, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged irish , workmen , nasa  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 6 months, 27 days ago

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