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| These so-called speed bumps are a joke. If anything they slow you down! |    |
Joke by hjw5774, in Jokes with no home > Driving - Tagged speed bump , driving - Current Score: 129 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I learnt to swim at a very early age. When I was three my parents used to row me out to sea in a little boat until they got about a mile or so away from the shore - then I had to swim back. I quite liked the swim - it was getting out of the sack that was difficult. | |
Joke by hjw5774, in Jokes with no home > Swimming - Tagged swimming , sack , drowning - Current Score: 116 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago
| My girlfriend is so frigid. Every time she opens her mouth, a little light comes on. | |
Joke by hjw5774, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend , frigid - Current Score: 16 - Added: 4 months, 6 days ago
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