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How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: they'll complain to the authorities that changing lightbulbs is against their religion and our stupid fucking government will lap it all up and change the whole country's lifestyle so we can compensate for those lazy, sweaty, filthy, miserable, benefit thieving, rag-head Paki cunts!
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Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , muslim  - Current Score: 434 - Added: 6 months, 6 days ago

Two taxis have crashed in Bradford today.

450 people have been injured.

Question from farcanal.com : Was the other taxi empty ?
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Joke by hoathst, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged bradford , pakis , paki , pakistani , pakistanis , car crash , car accident , crash , accident  - Current Score: 162 - Added: 1 month, 7 days ago

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, feminists couldn't change anything!
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Joke by hoathst, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged 69  - Current Score: 61 - Added: 6 months, 5 days ago

A husband and wife have a code word for sex. The code word is 'washing machine'.
In bed one night, the husband whispers in his wife's ear, 'washing machine!'
The wife replies, 'not tonight, I'm too tired.'
Ten minutes later, the wife feels guilty and says 'washing machine.'
The husband replies, 'fuck you, it was only a small load and I did it by hand.'
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Joke by hoathst, in Sex and shit > Husband - Tagged husband , wife , sex , wank  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago

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