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| It's a pity Zimbabwe hasn't got any oil, otherwise people might give a shit..... |    |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Zimbabwe - Tagged zimbabwe , niggers , oil , robert mugabe - Current Score: 243 - Added: 5 months, 9 days ago
| I can't say I'm surprised that Gary Glitter doesn't want to return to the UK. I wouldn't want to come back to all these fat kids either. | |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , kiddie fiddler - Current Score: 180 - Added: 3 months, 13 days ago
| Amir Khan't | |
Joke by hotpants, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , paki - Current Score: 145 - Added: 2 months, 25 days ago
| I've just been on holiday in Cambodia and there were children as young as 6 and 7 offering sexual services for money. I was horrified and outraged that lazy kids in the UK just don't want the work. | |
Joke by hotpants, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedo , asia - Current Score: 86 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Man United fan all arrived at their hotel to find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and that there was only one room left for them to share. The manager explained that this room only had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring farm which the farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of charge. They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to go, the Jew graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the United fan were just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a pig in that barn and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." "No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there instead." So off he went to the barn, leaving the United fan and the Jew to share the room. They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow in that barn and because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the barn with it." The United fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and stomped off to the barn, leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, when there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig. | |
Joke by hotpants, in Religion and racism > Aborigines - Tagged man utd - Current Score: 50 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago
| I was thinking about giving up smoking, until I discovered the frightening statistic that 100% of non-smokers die! | |
Joke by hotpants, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged smoking , death , you could die tomorrow , it makes you look hard - Current Score: 14 - Added: 3 months, 16 days ago
| I think rape is a myth, a woman can run a lot faster with her skirt up, than a man can with his trousers down... | |
Joke by hotpants, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months, 6 days ago
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