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| An elderly Pakistani man in an old folks home gets a visit from his family. "They treat us very well here, with respect," he said. "See over there that's Tom, he used to be a doctor and they still call him 'Dr. Tom'. And Bill over there used to be an airline pilot, they call him 'Capt. Bill'. "And me, I'm 90 years old and haven't had sex since I was 63, but they still call me 'That fucking Paki'." |    |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pensioner , old folks home , doctor , pilot - Current Score: 44 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| Paddy & Murphy worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, Paddy said, "Panty Stitcher. I sew the elastic onto ladies cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher and found it classified as unskilled labor, so she gave him seventy-five pounds a week employment pay. Murphy was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter" he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Murphy one hundred and fifty pounds a week. When Paddy found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained, "Panty stichers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labour." "What skill?" yelled Paddy. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Murphy puts them over his head and says, 'yah, diesel fitter.'" | |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged panties , diesel - Current Score: 24 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Einstein's Other Theory: The angle of the dangle decreases with the sag of the bag, and increases in proportion to the heat of the meat compared to the mass of the ass and the beauty of the cutie. Also, The angle of the dangle is constant when the heat of the meat equals the throb of the knob. | |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged einstein - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| Arriving for her artificial insemination, Mrs. Aldiss was surprised when the attendant locked the door behind them and began taking off his clothes. "And just what do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "Sorry," said the young man, "but we're all out of the bottled stuff. I've got to give you draft." | |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Sex and shit > Other - Tagged argggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
| An Irish priest was transferred to Texas.... Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station...... The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment........................................... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." | |
Joke by how-low-can-you-get, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged irish , priest - Current Score: 1 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago
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