Basically, i like a good laugh, i laugh at quite a lot of stuff of which i shouldnt, but i couldnt give a shit what you think so fuck off!
As the saying goes: 'If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will stick!'
All my stuff is original except for that single solitary Franki Boyle joke that ive got up.
As the saying goes: 'If you throw enough shit at a wall, some of it will stick!'
All my stuff is original except for that single solitary Franki Boyle joke that ive got up.
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| There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective. |    |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , doctors , apples , bacon - Current Score: 524 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| Here are a couple of things from the feedback page, which made me laugh, and proud and all warm inside at the same time; --- do you wanna no wa the problem is? your site! Im mean its sick How can u make jokes lyk it Im from bridgend n i think its sick n totally wrong wa u've sed i made this account jst 2 b heard ur F*in sick delete the site ye? U obv havnt a heart i tell u that okays!!!!!! Sort ur life out okays From user: Girl..x 86.166.232.8 --- The jokes about h ow we should be happy that Jade Goody has cancer are absolutely sick. I know this is Sickipedia but these ones are seriously ot even funny. Your all idiots for even trying to make a joke out of something which could cause death. From user: Babydoll 86.170.191.15 --- We seem to be attracting quite a few feminists nowadays. Hopefully they'll get their tits out. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Illness and mortality > Feedback - Tagged crap english , sad brats , need a life , children - Current Score: 397 - Added: 3 months, 5 days ago
| The Olympics: The only time black people ever run BEFORE they get the gold. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged blacks , olympics , burglars , run , sprinters , niggers , nigger , negro , racism - Current Score: 236 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| 'American English' seems to be a term used more and more often these days. But why not just write 'illiterate'? | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , english , illiterate , english is our language - Current Score: 195 - Added: 3 months, 4 days ago
| The olympics: The only time where millions of people can watch a 14 year old in speedos and get away with it. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , paedos - Current Score: 167 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
| A group of Muslims walked into my car today as they were coming out of the mosque. Or at least, that's what I told the officers. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged muslim , mosque , car - Current Score: 154 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago
| I was sacked from my job today after i was caught having sex with one of my clients. Apparently I will never work in a nursery again. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged sacked , job , caught , sex , clients , nursery - Current Score: 133 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| Pimp my ride UK with Tim Westwood: The only time they have ever shown a cunt on tv before the watershed. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Celebrity and news events > Tim Westwood - Tagged tim westwood , pimp my ride , watershed , cunt - Current Score: 115 - Added: 3 months, 6 days ago
| As with thousands of other people getting their results this week, I got mine: Unfortunately, it says I'm HIV+. | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Jokes with no home > Exams - Tagged results , hiv - Current Score: 94 - Added: 3 months, 19 days ago
| Is anyone else thinking that, now that Emma Watson (Hermione in Harry Potter) is 18 years old, it's only a matter of time before there's a sex video on the internet with her in it! It's about time, I've been waiting 7 years! | |
Joke by ididyourmom, in Celebrity and news events > Emma Watson - Tagged hot , emma watson , harry potter - Current Score: 88 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago
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