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| Contribution Points: | 79 | Total Joke Score: | 9,755 |
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Total Time Active: | 86 hours, 56 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 378 | Live Jokes: | 149 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 229 | Duplicate Jokes: | 42 |
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How to write a Sickipedia joke:
1. Originality counts for nothing, start with an old joke: q. what did the zero say to the eight? a. nice belt 2. Now change it so that the duplicate checker doesn't pick it up q. what did the zero say to the eight? a. nice belt. 3. Next, add a crime: q. what did the zero say to the eight? a. I used to have a belt like that, but someone stole it. < [...] |
 
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Joke by Insanity in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 2 months ago
- Current Score: 1121.6
| TEIAM - problem solved |
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Joke by Insanity in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 521
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"I know what you're thinking: did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself but, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, you've got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well, do you punk?" "Look officer, I'm not even a protester, I'm just trying to get to Tesco for a sandwich." |
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| Wouldn't the song "Love really hurts without you" by Billy Ocean be a great choice for a Vaseline advert? |
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Joke by Insanity which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 419.8
| Some people say to me, "talk to the hand because the face ain't listening," but, inevitably, the hand won't listen either. So I started talking to my own hand and, you know, things went well, one thing led to another and, before you know it, we were in my room having great sex. |
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Joke by Insanity in Sex and shit - Hand Job - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 374.2
| Just my luck -- judging by the itching and the rash, I think I'm allergic to prostitutes. |
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Joke by Insanity in Sex and shit - Prostitution - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 360.2
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Shame on you Nick Griffin, shame on you. I sat there, pen and paper at the ready for an hour last night, but not one Paki joke. |
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Joke by Insanity which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 330
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In my local paper there's a headline which reads: How could thugs attack a 99-year-old woman? Quite easily, I would assume. |
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What do you call a tall guy who can masturbate 10 times in a single day? No, it's not a joke - I need to know what to put on my CV. |
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Joke by Insanity in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 313.6
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The record companies would have us believe that the money made by CD pirates goes to fund the drug industry. But the money rock stars make from legal record sales ends up in exactly the same place. When they stop breaking the law, so will I. |
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Joke by Insanity in Other - Alcohol and Drugs - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 255.4
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