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isaacjcksn's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 536 Total Joke Score: 10,146
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 252 hours, 53 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 468 Live Jokes: 162
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 306 Duplicate Jokes: 92


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You know it was a good shit when you come back and your screen saver is on.
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Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 2298.8

So, earlier today, I was watching one of my family's cats hitting a cord hanging from our blinds for about 10 minutes or so, and I started thinking 'jesus, the fucking stupid animal is so damn easily amused'

And then I realized that I'd been staring at a cat playing with a string for ten minutes. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 937.4

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When it intersects a plane. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn in In The News - 9/11 - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 613.4

Snow is like black people.

As long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 491.4

At the Last Supper, how come no one sat at the other side of the table? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 466.2

I wrote a book on penguins.

With hindsight, I realise that paper would have been easier. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn in Other - Animals - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 429.2

I'm shit scared of trampolines.

They make me jump. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 382.8

Cluedo: The Fritzl Edition

Where it is always the father, in the cellar, with his penis. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 367.6

If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...

does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 358

I was in a rape awareness class once.

Well, my picture was. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by isaacjcksn which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 242.2

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