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My wife gave birth to a baby boy last week.

I was pretty disappointed because I was hoping for a girl.

I mean, I'm not really into gay stuff.
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Joke by iyt69, in Sex and shit > Child Abuse - Tagged paedo dad , fuck , kids , baby , paedophile , sex , birth , shagging , gay  - Current Score: 231 - Added: 5 months, 6 days ago

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a toilet seat?

The toilet seat's hole is smaller and smells better.
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Joke by iyt69, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged hole  - Current Score: 131 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago

My girlfriend told me that she wanted me to pound her pussy, really, really hard. I obliged, gladly.

Then she fucking moaned and cried when Fluffy died.
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Joke by iyt69, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged pussy , cat , pounded , dead , kitty , bestiality  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago

Did you hear about the Jewish Tooth Fairy?

Apparently, she leaves an invoice charging you for removal of the tooth under your pillow.
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Joke by iyt69, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged tooth fairy jew jewish  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago

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