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| In bingo slang, the number eleven is referred to as 'Legs Eleven'. Does that mean that the number one is referred to as 'Heather Mills'? |    |
Joke by jackcarter, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills - Current Score: 101 - Added: 4 months, 19 days ago
| In the good old days, a public school headmaster is caning an errant boy. "By God, one day you'll thank me for this," he says. "Nope," says the schoolboy defiantly, "one day a West End dominatrix charging 200 quid a session will thank you for this!" | |
Joke by jackcarter, in Sex and shit > Fetish - Tagged caning , bdsm - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 15 days ago
| Met Police Chief Sir Ian Blair was interrogated by the US media as to why Muslim hate preacher Abu Hamza was treated so softly for so long in the UK. "Don't blame me," he said, "for some reason, people wouldn't take me seriously when I said that several terror plots had Hamza's fingerprints all over them." | |
Joke by jackcarter, in Celebrity and news events > Abu Hamza - Tagged muslim , terrorism , hamza , police , ian blair - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 months, 16 days ago
| What have Bono and a Vatican choirboy got in common? They both got to kiss the Pope's ring. | |
Joke by jackcarter, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged religion , catholic , anal sex , choir , bono , pope - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 month, 13 days ago
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