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| Contribution Points: | 0 | Total Joke Score: | 214 |
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Total Time Active: | 4 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 14 | Live Jokes: | 4 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 10 | Duplicate Jokes: | 0 |
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| In bingo slang, the number eleven is referred to as 'Legs Eleven'. Does that mean that the number one is referred to as 'Heather Mills'? |
 
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Joke by jackcarter in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 117.4
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What have Bono and a Vatican choirboy got in common? They both got to kiss the Pope's ring. |
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Joke by jackcarter in Religion - Catholicism - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 39
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In the good old days, a public school headmaster is caning an errant boy. "By God, one day you'll thank me for this," he says. "Nope," says the schoolboy defiantly, "one day a West End dominatrix charging 200 quid a session will thank you for this!" |
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Joke by jackcarter in Sex and shit - Fetish - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 31
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Met Police Chief Sir Ian Blair was interrogated by the US media as to why Muslim hate preacher Abu Hamza was treated so softly for so long in the UK. "Don't blame me," he said, "for some reason, people wouldn't take me seriously when I said that several terror plots had Hamza's fingerprints all over them." |
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Joke by jackcarter in Celebrities - Abu Hamza - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 27.6
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