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I always wanted to be a comedian as a child. My Dad told me I should practice in the bath, so I did. The bad thing is, he said the same thing to my brother. He was an electrician.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Family - Tagged comedian , electrician , bath , tim vine  - Current Score: 85 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

What's Red White And Full Of Cunts?

The Emirates Stadium
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Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged red , white , cunts , liverpool , sunderland , manchester united  - Current Score: 82 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago

Fat women always say that the cameras put on 10 pounds.

Well stop eating them.
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Joke by jamese3, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged camera , fat people , jimmy carr  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 2 months, 3 days ago

I was so ugly as a child that I had a tinted incubator.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jamese3, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged ugly , child , incubator  - Current Score: 40 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Went to a sea food party last night.

Pulled a mussel.
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Joke by jamese3, in Jokes with no home > Random - Tagged mussell , sea , food , tim vine  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago

I was playing the piano when an elephant walked in. He started crying his eyes out!

I said, "oh, you recognise the tune?"

The elephant said, "no, I recognise the ivory."
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Joke by jamese3, in Religion and racism > Africans - Tagged elephant , death , poaching , tim vine  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

Just watching some Arabian football league highlights.

I've never seen so many explosive strikers.
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Joke by jamese3, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged football , suicide bomber , arabs  - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago

Just been watching Beth Tweddle flipping and gripping on those poles. You go Beth!

I'm certainly gripping mine.
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Joke by jamese3, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged olympics , beth , pole  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 23 days ago

I hate niggers so much I eat Special KKK for breakfast.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by jamese3, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged kkk , special  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago

What's white and kills children?

Chinese milk.
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Joke by jamese3, in Celebrity and news events > chinese milk - Tagged china , chinese , milk  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 10 days ago

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