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Joke by jethro69, in Jokes with no home > Announcement - Tagged incomplete , research  - Current Score: 26 - Added: 3 months, 20 days ago

What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG!!!!

An Amish drive by shooting
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Joke by jethro69, in Religion and racism > Amish - Tagged amish , drive by  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago

Why is a 69 better than a family reunion?

With a 69 you only have to kiss one twat.
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Joke by jethro69, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged 69 , twat  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I laid her on the grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.

A short poem by Paul McCartney
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Joke by jethro69, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paul , mccartney  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 8 months, 3 days ago

I once dated a girl with one boob bigger than the other.

She entered a wet t-shirt competition and won first and third prize.
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Joke by jethro69, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged boobs , bigger  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 7 months, 27 days ago

A husband and wife are shopping together in Tesco, and the husband puts a crate of Stella in the trolley.

The wife says" what are you doing?"

The husband says "its £10 for 24 cans, on special offer"

The wife says "well put it back, we cant afford it"

A few aisles later, the wife puts some £20 face cream in the trolley, to which the husband asks her "and what do you think you're doing?"

The wife says "its my face cream, it makes me look beautiful"

The husband replies "so does 24 cans of stella and its half the fucking price"
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Joke by jethro69, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , husband , stella , face cream  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 12 minutes ago

Escort for sale. Some body damage. £24 million o.n.o.

Contact Paul McCartney
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Joke by jethro69, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged paul , mccartney  - Current Score: 2 - Added: 8 months, 7 days ago

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