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| Contribution Points: | 84 | Total Joke Score: | 656 |
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Total Time Active: | 27 hours, 25 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 68 | Live Jokes: | 22 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 46 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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The best of jezebell's 22 jokes (View All)
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I couldn't find the thingy that turns the TV over today, so I asked one of the kids if they'd seen it. They said she left me yesterday. |
 
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Joke by jezebell in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 290.6
| I wonder if they will play that song 'Through the Wire' by Kanye West at Francesca Anobile's funeral. Maybe covered by Sister Sledge. |
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Joke by jezebell in Celebrities - Francesca Anobile - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 110.6
| Pig flu, the Muslims will fucking love this one. |
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Joke by jezebell in Celebrities - Francesca Anobile - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 64
| Jack Waterhouse must be relieved that his science teacher has been remanded. Not having to face him on Monday must be a huge weight off his mind! |
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Joke by jezebell which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 31
| May I suggest the Albanian man who runs the brothel near me, as Chelsea manager. From my experience, he seems more than capable of finding the best foreign talent. |
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Joke by jezebell in Celebrities - Chelsea - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 29
| I read today that the superbowl is the biggest money spinning event in America. I'm assuming this is just from the sale of hot dogs and burgers. |
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I see a girl has been found alive under some rubble after 15 days in Haiti. That's nothing special, these niggers are used to lying around all day doing fuck all. Being covered in rubble just gave her an excuse to do it for longer. |
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Joke by jezebell in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 1 month, 22 days ago
- Current Score: 22.2
| I like to see myself in mirrors when I'm having sex, although my victims prefer to see me through one afterwards. |
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Why is it when masturbating in a hotel room, the shower is always the preferred location?. |
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Joke by jezebell which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 13.8
| My wifes just asked me which features on her face make her attractive .My genitalia is apparently the wrong answer. |
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Joke by jezebell in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 3 weeks ago
- Current Score: 9.4
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