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| A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out for blood. "Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said the first bat, "Because I fucking didn't." |    |
Joke by jimbob369258, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged bats , blood , tree - Current Score: 26 - Added: 11 months ago
| Fifteen white men chase a black man through McDonald's. Police ask an eye-wtness, "why didn't you help?" The eyewitness responded, "I thought fifteen men was enough..." | |
Joke by jimbob369258, in Religion and racism > All Racism - Tagged black , blacks , racist , racism - Current Score: 9 - Added: 11 months ago
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